Oh dear. Well, what can we say except sorry. It won't make up for it in any way, but whatever it was
that you were trying to do was clearly far too much effort for one of our lazy developers to have thought
about properly and it just doesn't work.
We tried, it failed, and the best advice we can offer is to go back and have another go.
If you find yourself back here again as a result of redoing whatever it was you were doing before, we would
be ever so grateful if you could let us know what it was.
I would like to tell you all about what I was doing so you can fix it.